sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

gameandwatch:

you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring

dialupmodem:

quick have sex with me i’ll explain later

dadscar:

“NO, HOMO!” I cry as my dear friend, Homo, ran into the burning building to save the orphans. He didn’t make it out alive. He will be dearly missed.

burghers:

my g spot is u clicking the follow button

dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar