we’ve managed to fit the whole country into the white house. obama just ordered everyone mcdonald’s. we’ve put romney out front to stand guard and keep watch.
update: romney has been sacrificed to the mayan gods
guys here’s my second to favorite celebrity crush having SEX WITH HERSELF WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
MAY WE HAVE A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT GOD?!